In a department store shopping, Devin asks his mommy, can I buy this toy? Mommy says, you don't have any money. Devin then says, oh thats right, I don't have any money, I'm Drunk!

My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say." she replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say." my wife said.
Our daughter bowed her head and said: "Dear Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

I always tell my daughter (almost 4) that because is not a answer and then ask the question again. One day while driving Jessica asked me a question and without thinking I said "because". She replied to me in a stern voice "mommy because is not a answer now tell me why, NOW
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